justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what’s time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

(Source: thougtofyou)

kerbear410:

stephanieintransit:

the-vashta-nerada:

when my dad first met my mom he said that he felt like his stomach was doing backflips and he would try to sound so cool because she was so cool and he wanted her to think that he was cool too and he knew he was gonna marry her on the first date and she was the most beautiful person he’d ever seen

when my mom first met my dad she said, and i quote, “how the fuck do i get in his pants”

i want this kind of relationship

This is my ultimate.

oswidge:

pick up line: please

(Source: growlithed)

hunters-of-gallifrey:

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

did you just

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: creamshota)